Speaking to whatever unknown crimes Trump may be convicted of in the Democrat Fantasy World, Joe Biden promised reporters on Sunday that he would not pardon Trump if he were to be elected president next November.
“It wouldn’t unite the country,” Biden said. “You’d say: ‘Wait a minute. I get a parking ticket and I’ve got to pay it. This happens to me and I’ve got to go to jail. This guy does all these things that put us jeopardy and he gets off? I think this is of a different nature. And I think President Ford, God love him he’s a good guy, I knew him pretty well, I think if he had to do it over again he wouldn’t have done it, because he didn’t get re-elected.”
Biden went on to say that Trump’s assertions about Hunter Biden and Burisma have had “no negative impact at all” on his campaign for the Democratic nomination.
“Everybody knows he’s a liar – the president – I mean, for real,” Biden said. “I’m the reason he’s being impeached. He’s indicted himself by calling in foreign powers to try to impact the election.”
Biden promised that his election would restore the “squeaky clean environment” of the Obama White House.
“No one in my family will have an office in the White House, will sit in on meetings as if they’re a cabinet, will in fact have any a business relationship with anyone that relates to a foreign corporation or to a foreign country,” Biden said.
That’s a random thing to bring up, seeing as how you’re so determined to tell us that Hunter did nothing wrong in Ukraine. A fact Biden doubled down on moments later.
“What I’m not going to let you all do is take the focus off the problem,” Biden told reporters. “No one, no one has asserted my son did anything wrong. No one has asserted that I have done anything wrong except a lying president.”
Well, we’re not sure that Trump is the ONLY one who has asserted that, but you’re certainly right about one thing: The mainstream media has done an excellent job acquitting you and your son of all wrongdoing. They were so certain that everything was on the up-and-up that they didn’t even bother investigating. That’s how you know for sure that Biden and his son are innocent!
Oh well, if things take a different turn than Joe expects, we suppose Trump will be none-too-quick with a pardon for either him or Hunter. You might should have kept your mouth shut, buddy.